dwight-you-ignorant-slut: STEAAAAAAAAK. WHERE’S MY STEAAAK. get me armani. on the phone. where’s armani? he’s on the phone. you’re too slow. you’re not going to paris. i’m so much better than you. hahaha i miss michael scott!
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jessmental: uhouse: USC TROJANS ARE THE GREATEST!!! we just won our unofficial bowl game! BOW THE FUCK DOWN, YOU CLOWNS! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE, PEOPLE. THIS. EXACTLY.
All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, and I promise you something great...– We Bought A Zoo
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she...– ― Audrey Hepburn (via justbesplendid) well this is nice
In an ideal world no one would talk before 10am. People would just hug, because...– Zooey Deschanel (via espanagirl) yes (via paulinabelle)
Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul @ Breaking Bad wrap parties — dressed as each other/other characters from the show AHAHHAHHAHA these two are brilliant and I am in love! If you don’t watch Breaking Bad…I highly suggest YOU DO :D